Monday, April 25, 2011

The List: Top Five Final Fantasy Villians

Final Fantasy has had it's fair share of bad guys. From lab-coat wearing nerds to giant creatures to octopi, the series is literally crawling with memorable (and not so memorable) villians.


With that being said, I've gone through all fourteen of the Final Fantasy games (yes, even FF VIII and FF XIII) to look at their foes to see which ones can top The List. These are the top five villians of Final Fantasy.


#5: Queen Brahne (Final Fantasy IX)
  • Major Crimes: Mass Murder
  • Minor Offenses: Wearing a robe six sizes too small


No, being morbidly obese isn't a crime, but Final Fantasy IX's Queen Brahne has done her fair share of evil. She helped to create an army of Black Mages to wage war against the world, had her adoptive daughter's (Garnet, AKA Dagger) summoning powers stripped away from her, then tried to have her executed.

None of that, however, compares to what she does later. First, she uses Odin, one of the eidolons (Final Fantasy's summons) to attack and destroy the city of Cleyra, killing hundreds there...


Then she uses another eidolon, Atomos, to suck up hundreds more in Lindblum. And those who weren't "fortunate" enough to get sucked into the eidolon's giant maw instead ended up falling into the sea.


All doesn't end well for Queen Brahne, unfortunately. When she summons Bahamut to try and kill her co-conspirator Kuja, he turns the massive eidolon against her and her army.


Was she more or less evil by the time she died? Yes, but sometimes you still have to feel sorry for the villian when they're killed.

#4: Golbez (Final Fantasy IV)
  • Major Crimes: Genocide, Grand Theft, Kidnapping, Murder
  • Minor Offenses: Operating a giant robot without a license
Final Fantasy IV was one of the first console RPGs I played, and I remember spending the better part of a year conquering this beast, even if the version that the US received was considered the "easy" one. Even so, the one constant in the game was Golbez. Just when it seems you start to get ahead of him, he shows up to ruin your day.

He's one of the few foes that gets off to an early start in the game. With the king of Baron as his puppet, he forces the Red Wings to steal Mysidia's crystal, then sends Cecil and Kain to the Village of Mist with a surprise present...

Then he uses the Red Wings again, this time to more or less wipe Damcyan from the map and steal its crystal. By this time, his body count is approaching that of Queen Brahne, but he's nowhere close to done. When he goes after the Wind Crystal in Fabul and finds Cecil there, he decides it's not enough to take the gem, but Rosa as well.

"But why kill all of those people to get the crystals?" you cry. "Shaddap and I'll tell you!" I respond. Once he gathers all of the crystals, he can finally enact one of the final phases of his plan: Powering up a giant robot to destroy the planet. You heard me. Giant. Robot.

Everything combined certainly cements his place as one of the top five villians in Final Fantasy history.

#3: Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII)
  • Major Crimes: Arson, Multiple Murders
  • Minor Offenses: Being too creepy for his own good
What is there to be said about Sephiroth that hasn't been said? He's one of the Final Fantasy series' most memorable villians. In a series where nearly everyone has an oversized weapon, he proves it's not how many people you kill, it's who you kill.

First, he decides to go for a murderous stroll through the ShinRa building, killing any and all who stand in his way so he can get to his mother. But before he leaves, he makes one last stop, murdering the president of ShinRa (don't worry, he more than deserved it).

When you leave Midgar, you find out that you can't go across a swamp without a chocobo, otherwise a massive serpent called the Midgar Zolom will attack you. Do you think Sephiroth is going to stop to get a chocobo? Hell no! He proves that he doesn't need to run from an overgrown snake.

And we haven't even gotten to the screwed-up part yet! Years back, after doing some research in the town of Nibelheim, he decides he's gonna go nuts and burn the place to the ground.


And besides doing the things that Final Fantasy villians tend to do (murder, pillage, burn, vow to destroy the planet/humans), he does the one act that sets him solidly apart from any and every other villian in the series: He actually kills one of the characters you play in what has to be one of the most memorable scenes in video game history...

That's right... KILLS. As in no Phoenix Down to revive her, no spells from materia to bring her back, she's dead...

Dead...

DEAD!

Simply for a main character death alone, he's in the list. Add everything he's done to that point and after? It pushes him into video game legend as one of the best villians in all of gaming.

#2: ShinRa Corporation (Final Fantasy VII)
  • Major Crimes: Arson, Mass Murder, Multiple and Various EPA Violations
  • Minor Offenses: Making you take the stairs
Before the loads of hate mail come in for ShinRa being head of Sephiroth (hell, I'll probably get it for Sephiroth not being number one), you have to hear me out. This is a global company that, at the cost of the planet's life force, wants to provide power to everyone, even if that means there won't be anyone around to provide it to.

How serious are they about staying in the world domination/killing business? Their biggest problem is AVALANCHE, a group comprised of SIX MEMBERS. So how do they get rid of six people? Send in squads of soldiers to find and kill them? No, that would make sense. They decided that the most efficient way to kill a small group of people is to drop SEVERAL HUNDRED-THOUSAND TONS OF STEEL on them, not only killing them, but presumably the THOUSANDS of other people that were living under that section of the Midgar plate, not to mention the THOUSANDS more that were living on top of the plate.

Then later in the game, you find out that this wasn't the first time something like this has happened. Lead by one of the ShinRa execs, Scarlet, they raze the town of Corel to the ground because of an accident at one of the plants. The end result: Barret loses an arm to the ShinRa soldiers, loses his wife to the fire, and loses a friend to a fall down a ravine.

But no villianous corporation would ever be so devious as to design one of the most devious, insidious, and vile traps ever concocted in an RPG: The World's Longest Flight of Stairs!

A corporation this evil MUST be in this list, plain and simple. 

But that opens us up for the top villian in the Final Fantasy series...

#1: Kefka (Final Fantasy VI)
  • Major Crimes: Arson, Assassination, Deicide, Genocide, Murder, Slavery, Terrorism
  • Minor Offenses: Being a damn CLOWN!

Don't let the face paint and coloful clothes fool you. Beneath the creepy clown exterior is a man that has clearly gone insane. This is the ONLY VILLIAN on the list that has not only set goals of world domination, but accomplished them to such a degree that the citizens in Final Fantasy VI could only wish that the original villians of the game wre back in power.

He started off slow, playing the henchman to Emperor Gestahl. Using a Slave Crown, he forces the main character, Terra, to do the bidding of the Empire. From there, he sets fire to Figaro Castle and moves to assault Doma. When the people of Doma seem to hold out too long for his liking, the clown turns to more insidious methods in order to take the castle...

Killing soldiers, kings, women, and children isn't enough for him. Going along with a plan created by Emperor Gestahl, they find and kill all of the Espers that attacked Vector, using their powers along with those of the Warring Triad to raise the Floating Continent. Confronted by the heroes, Kefka makes his move.

When he moved those statues, he set off a chain reaction in the world that changed it from this...

To this...

Kefka did what no other villian in the Final Fantasy series can say they've done: Completely ruled the world and achieved godhood. So take a bow, Kefka! You're at the top of the list!

Oh. And for you Sephiroth fanboys out there...

Monday, April 18, 2011

Mayu and Mio Amakura

There are many legends about Minakami Villiage, also known as "All God's Village". The most common say that in a single night, it and all of its inhabitants vanished without a trace. The spot where the village is known to have stood is covered by a thick fog, and people who get lost in the forests surrounding the village are said to be spirited away, never to be seen again.

Before the Minikami Dam was built, twin sisters wandering the forests discovered the village. They are known as the only ones to have discovered All God's Village and to return. That's not to say that the discovery didn't leave them changed, the most obvious result of their visit being the bandage Mio wears over her eyes, as an encounter in the village left her permanently blinded. Neither wishes to speak of their experiences in the village, and if pressed about what happened, they quickly become aggressive.

The twins travel together, keeping to themselves for the most part. When encountered, Mio and Mayu can be found holding each other's hand to make sure that Mio doesn't trip over anything. Mayu does walk with a noticeable limp, oftentimes wearing a knee brace or bandaging on her right knee to help support the injury. They dress in a conservative fashion, usually wearing items that match what the other is wearing. A Crimson Butterfly is part of Mayu's dress in some way, while the color of Mio's clothing tends to be a bit muted. If the pair know they are going into combat, they both wear white kimonos with a red sash around the waist. As combat progresses, Mayu's kimono starts to slowly spot red with blood, whether she's been in melee combat or not.

In combat, the two are fierce opponents, spending their opening actions placing their Warlock's Curse on their opponents, then peppering them with spells from afar before moving to gain concealment from their Shadow Walk ability. The pair try to focus on one opponent at a time, either immobilizing them to lessen the threat from that particular foe or subduing him with The twins try to stay within ten squares of each other to make sure Mio gains the benefit from Mayu's Shrine Charm. If Mayu is somehow immobilized or drops to 0 HP, Mio loses the benefit, slowing her own speed by half and giving all of her opponents total concealment. Should the battle start to turn against them, Mio will get as close to her sister as she can while Mayu uses Mire the Mind, granting them invisibility to their target while they make their escape.

Mayu Amakura
Mio Amakura

Monday, April 4, 2011

Crossover: Blood Elves Invade Dungeons and Dragons

BLOOD ELF HISTORY

Long ago the exiled high elves landed on the shores of Lordaeron. They struck out to find a new home, and after many battles with the trolls, established the kingdom of Quel'Thalas. Using a vial of sacred water stolen from the first Well of Eternity, the high elves created a fount of mystical power at a convergence of ley energies in Quel'Thalas. They named this fountain the Sunwell. Its potent arcane magic fed and strengthened the high elves, and soon the wondrous city of Silvermoon was established.
Protected by a magical barrier, the high elves enjoyed peace for roughly four thousand years, but that peace was not meant to last. The Amani trolls gathered an immense army and assaulted the elven kingdom. Vastly outnumbered, the high elves hastily struck an alliance with the human nation of Arathor. The elves taught a small number of humans how to wield magic. In exchange the humans aided the elves in destroying the trolls' power base forever. Over the following years the high elves returned to their reclusive ways, but during the Third War, the diabolical Prince Arthas Menethil brought battle once again to their doorstep. Arthas required the power of the Sunwell to revive the necromancer Kel'Thuzad and raise him as a lich. He invaded Quel'Thalas and wiped out most of its population. In the end, even King Anasterian Sunstrider lay dead.
Additionally it became clear that the high elves had become addicted to the Sunwell's arcane energies. Now that the source of their magic was gone, the few remaining high elves quickly grew ill and apathetic. Prince Kael'thas, last of the royal line, returned from his studies in Dalaran to find Quel'Thalas in ruins. Thirsting for vengeance, he gathered the survivors, renamed them blood elves, and took a group of the strongest fighters to join Lordaeron's campaign against the Scourge.
Due to human prejudice, Kael'thas was forced to accept the assistance of Lady Vashj and her reptilian naga. When the humans discovered that the blood elves had been working with the naga, Kael'thas and the others were imprisoned and condemned to death. Lady Vashj soon arrived to set them free, leading them through a portal and into the broken wastes of Outland. There, the elves met the one being capable of putting an end to their hunger: the renegade night elf/demon, Illidan Stormrage. Certain that the blood elves would die without Illidan's assistance, Kael'thas agreed to serve the Betrayer.
A lone representative, Rommath, was sent back to Azeroth with a message of hope for the blood elves remaining in Quel'Thalas: that one day Kael'thas would return to lead his people to paradise. Rommath had made great progress in teaching the blood elves advanced techniques to manipulate arcane energies. With renewed purpose, the blood elves have rebuilt the city of Silvermoon, though it is powered by volatile magics. Emboldened by the promise of Kael'thas' return, the weary citizens of Quel'Thalas now focus on regaining their strength, even as they forge a new path into an uncertain future. (Source)

PHYSICAL QUALITIES
Males of the race are tall and slender, standing above the average human, and characterized by a lean, athletic musculature, making them seem somewhat thin when compared to larger races such as orcs. Females stand somewhat shorter, just above a human male in height, and have slender, delicate builds. They have a wide range of hair colours spanning from charcoal black to nearly white and a spectrum of skin colours ranging from pale to tan to ruddy. Blood elves have very long and thin ears, however their ears differ greatly from a night elves. The ears of a blood elf point vertically, whereas a night elf's ears point behind them. Blood elves also have eyebrows that extend well off of their face like whiskers. Both males and females are what would typically be considered exceptionally beautiful, with chiseled, refined features; males can also sport some facial hair, in the form of goatees. Their eyes glow green due to the influence of the fel energies they turned to with the destruction of the Sunwell. (Source)

BLOOD ELVES IN DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
Blood elves can slip into a Dungeons and Dragons campaign by adding them simply as another type of elf (a magic-addicted branch of elves, but elves all the same).
You can also say that the original blood elves were created by a coupling of an evil elf and a demon (explaining their glowing eyes).
Or they can be used as invaders from another plane (Outland, perhaps) searching for lands to conquer for Kael'thas (and Illidan, by proxy).

RACIAL TRAITS
  • Average Height: 5' 3" - 5' 9"
  • Average Weight: 125 -165 lbs.
  • Ability Scores: +2 Dexterity, +2 Intelligence
  • Size: Medium
  • Speed: 6 squares
  • Vision: Low-light
  • Languages: Common, Elven
  • Skill Bonus: +2 Arcana, +2 History
  • Arcane Affinity: Component costs for the enchant magic item ritual reduced by 10%.
  • Magic Resistance: +1 racial bonus to any defense vs. powers with the Arcane descriptor.
  • Arcane Torrent: You can use arcane torrent as an encounter power.